it's all in my head

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.


I want to give up.

  • Me: You're really the only thing keeping me alive anymore, I would go ahead and kill myself if I knew you didn't give a damn because no one here would. they would just blame me and say I didn't try hard enough.
  • Him: I'd be right there with you, I wouldn't think I'd just act.
  • Him: I haven't fapped in a while
  • Me: cool, you can do that I'm gonna go to bed
  • Him: it would be better if you were here
  • Me: sorry I'm to busy crying to be in the mood for sex, night
  • Him: yep, bye
  • Me: bye

he has more excuses than the fucking devil

kknotted:

These make the best travel journals. (by To Boldly Fold)

my mom wants me to her raise votes for Oboma, I wouldn’t vote for Oboma if i could vote…..

HOLY SHIT

one more fucking page!!!! 

gofuckingnuts:

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