it's all in my head

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

(Source: kamukura-izuruu, via fake-mermaid)


— Six word story, March 6, 2014 (116/365)

(Source: itsokayifitsgone, via moon-light-star-bright)


neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

My unlimited minutes show I’ve only used 9 this billing cycle

(via fake-mermaid)


Breast so big when I sit on the toilet I feel like a turtle pulling its head in its shell.


Anonymous said: don't you think your "boys in crop tops" tag needs more white guys?

alchemy:

i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys

— Joyland, Stephen King (via satans-ghost)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via misnomered)


alt-j:

nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

(via fake-mermaid)


— (via vugust)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself, via moon-light-star-bright)


pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

(via fake-mermaid)


I just don’t like the professor. Let’s be honest.


I follow a blog of nothing but mozzarella sticks and never reblog because I don’t want to seem like a fat ass.


wildstag:

Catherine Palace by sftrajan on Flickr.

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d only have $97

(via fake-mermaid)


hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via captain-amerihurr)


andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via fake-mermaid)


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