it's all in my head


uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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— Six word story, March 6, 2014 (116/365)

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i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

My unlimited minutes show I’ve only used 9 this billing cycle

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Breast so big when I sit on the toilet I feel like a turtle pulling its head in its shell.

Anonymous said: don't you think your "boys in crop tops" tag needs more white guys?


i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys

— Joyland, Stephen King (via satans-ghost)

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nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

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do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

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I just don’t like the professor. Let’s be honest.

I follow a blog of nothing but mozzarella sticks and never reblog because I don’t want to seem like a fat ass.


Catherine Palace by sftrajan on Flickr.


Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d only have $97

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i’m still pissed off about growing up

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i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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