uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
— Six word story, March 6, 2014 (116/365)
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
My unlimited minutes show I’ve only used 9 this billing cycle
Breast so big when I sit on the toilet I feel like a turtle pulling its head in its shell.
i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys
— Joyland, Stephen King (via satans-ghost)
— (via vugust)
do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry
or rich people and cry even harder
I just don’t like the professor. Let’s be honest.
I follow a blog of nothing but mozzarella sticks and never reblog because I don’t want to seem like a fat ass.
Imagine if your follower count turned into money
I’d only have $97